Kitchen robots

It’s 2011

Futuristic, no?

And the future used to be filled with robots.

I saw them.

They trundled, they spoke, “AFFIRMATIVE”, “COMPUTE”.

But where are they now?

Boffins clearly sleeping on the job.

Kettle-Bot boils my tea, quietly.

Too many late nights?

Boiler-Bot maintains a pleasant ambient temperature, pleasantly.

Why would they skimp on the robots?

Washer-Bot washes and rinses, discreetly.

Cloning sheep's all well and good

Toast-Bot hands me breakfast

But where are the shiny wheels?

Mmm, toasty

Watch-Bot beeps.

Time to leave.

I go.

I hope the robots come soon.