But what does 300g actually look like?
GOOGLE IMAGE RESULTS FROM THE SEARCH TERM "300G"
This is the top result. It appears to be a plastic jar of dehydrated mushrooms. |
This is a red car. It looks like it should weigh more than 300g to me but maybe it's much tinier in real life than it appears here. I totally don't believe Google here because this one specifically says on the packet that it is 500g. Seriously, another car? THIS ENGINE DOES NOT WEIGH 300G Hmm, a horse. I am doubtful that I have, in fact, lost the weight of a horse. This seems to be more realistic, and has the added benefit that Ginger Nuts are exactly the kind of thing that one should be losing when on a diet. Unlike horses. Those should not be lost, in general. Thank you Google. CONCLUSION: I have lost the equivalent of a pack of Ginger Nuts. Goodbye Ginger Nuts. |
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